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New Trend of Pole Dancing Escorts

Being a working professional in real estate, I must confess I love to treat myself by going out with gorgeous London escorts my favourite site is There’s a new trend of pole dancing escorts in Canary Wharf that I simply can’t ignore.

I have my favourites. Rhonda is a sexy blonde that typically schedules time for me on Tuesday nights. Charlene is my Saturday night special that has long legs and an ass you dream about.

But recently I noticed a new trend of pole dancing London escorts that are far more fit than my usual girls. I’m talking about six-pack abs, lean legs and breasts that jump out at you. They make you fantasise about being young and rock hard going all night.

Last week I found a young girl named Stacy. She is 22 and escorts in London part-time while attending dental school. Normally, I like to choose girls that have a clean, healthy look. Stacy is 5′ 4″ with a cute smile. Her long blonde hair is shoulder-length and smells amazingly like a hint of peppermint.

I was having drinks with clients at a local London dance club called Teeto’s the other night. Often I’ll bring them there to close deals after drinks. Stacy sauntered up on stage at 10p to impress us with her golden pole performance.

Now I’ve seen many escorts strut their stuff past me. Usually I’ve had a few drinks so I’m not too selective. However, what caught my attention is Stacy has a sexy tattoo on her right inner thigh. Normally I don’t go for Canary Wharf escorts covered with ink. It’s risky and I wonder about the diseases you hear about in tattoo parlours.

After Stacy finished she walked over to our table. Believe me, there’s dozens of London escorts that notice me at Teeto’s every time I entertain here. But she was different. Almost a girl next door look as if she wasn’t interested in selling her time for a few hundred bucks.

Leaning into me, she whispered something I’ve never heard from any London escorts, “I want you inside of me right now.” Normally these girls think about nothing else except the cash. She was different.

It was as if she was more interested in me than my wallet. I know she’s a working girl and if we do find the time to hit the sack, I’ll be paying her £200 an hour.

I smiled back at her and gave her my card. She ran her fingers across my neck walking over the bar. Because I was with clients, it wasn’t the best time to pursue her that night. Money comes first. Then comes young girls that look as sexy as Stacy.

We all know girls this gorgeous come with a price tag. But when one takes a genuine interest in you, it’s tough to ignore. Her pole dancing techniques are by far more sexy than the usual thirty-something girls desperate for the cash. I plan to come back tomorrow night alone to see if Stacy and I can spend some time together.

I’ll let you know how it turns out.

Slough is Berking Mad

Slough is outside London in the county of Berkshire. Berkshire is a typical English county with rolling green fields, and it is famous for its many horse racing stables. I am not directly into horse racing but I do work on the outside fringes of the industry, so I go to Berkshire a lot.

As a single who works in sales, it is easier for me to date escorts than getting involved in long term relationships at the moment. I do love my escorts and I have dated escorts all over the UK. However, I do think there is something special about Slough escorts. They are a cut above the rest, and seem to be the perfect blend of country and town girls.

Slough escorts have a special air of sophistication about them, and out of all the Slough escorts that I have dated, I have never come across an Slough escorts who wasn’t classy. By now you must have gathered that I really like classy girls, and it is true, I do.

I don’t like dating women who wear cheap knickers and I much prefer getting my hands inside a pair of silk knickers than a nylon thong. It is just one of those things. On top of that, I appreciate the finer things in life and many Slough escorts seem to do the same thing. This is another reason why I keep coming back to Slough and my Slough escorts time and time again.

The girls in Slough are very special and I am not going to share all of my girls with you. Oh no, I am not that silly. That means they are going to have less time for me and I am not having that. I am, however, going to take the opportunity to tell you about some of my adventures with a girl called Angela.

My Angela

Angela is one of my favorite Slough girls. We have been dating for the last two years, and always enjoy each other company. When Angela doesn’t work as an escort, she runs her own beauty business. Trust me, this girl is a great masseuse and I almost die under her touch sometimes. She can really play around and still remain in control. I am that kind of guy who is not easy to control but she knows how to do it.

She has the most beautiful lips, and I just love watching those lips forming the most perfect O because I know what I have coming. Angela and I normally start of our evenings together in a restaurant and after that we might even stay out for a drink. Later on in the evening you will find us back at Angela’s place to catch up with each other.

It is fair to say that when we are together we take our time, and make the most of the pleasure we get from each other. And that is what I really like about Slough girls, they don’t rush things at all and just let you take your time.

Intolerable Clients that Escorts Should Be Warned About

We may look at the work of London escorts as very easy and simple. We may think that they are earning a huge amount of money by just wearing a sexy outfit, beautiful make up and standing at the corner of London streets and wait for the client. However, we do not know that behind that attractive and irresistible appearance is a girl that has to deal with various types of guys.

Keeping up with “unpleasant” clients

Aside from the money they receive from people, London escorts and London prostitutes also receive negative comments, insults, ill-mannered overviews about the industry and obnoxious attitudes from customers.

For new London escorts, these manners can cause intimidation and discouragement during the encounter. On the other hand, experienced adult professionals manage such ill-mannered behaviours of companions very lightly. They do not take every negative comment as personal insults. Usually, they do not tolerate such bad attitudes and tell their clients directly about their rudeness.

If you are new to London escorts and you are experiencing the same situation, the most important thing to do is to be firm about your own principles as to being good mannered to others. Do not fear when confrontation is needed.

Men pushing beyond an London escorts established limitations

For new London customers, you should know that when he is pushing beyond the limitations you have established prior the encounter; it is considered an ill-mannered attitude.

A few companions in London, especially the rude ones, think that it is very easy to persuade an London escort or prostitute to give in to perverted or twisted demands and/or requests. As clients, you should know that London escorts have a list of services she will be providing during your encounter. She also has a list of things or activities that should not be done or performed during your meeting. These lists will always be presented to the participant and shall agree with it before the confirmation of the appointment. Once he has agreed, do not push any of your luck to convince your hired London escorts to participate in such activities.

Fundamentally, London escorts and prostitutes have established list of services and even details of it and present it to the client during the scheduling of the appointment. If you do not follow that list, then you may be blocked off her contacts list, most especially when you continue to push a particular activity.

If someone physically assaults and harms an London escort

Escorts in London and prostitutes should never ever tolerate violence. It can pose a real danger or threat to London escorts.

When the individual has physically assaulted or harmed you in any way, it is recommended that you remove this particular person off your list, because he will do it over and over again. London escorts should not let yourself be hurt by a companion, because it is not part of your service.

Always be extra careful with your booking. He may be nice over the phone during the screening process, but he can be dangerous during the encounter date.

Chicago once had countless strip clubs

4359732749_2893945a3fChicago was once home to a now vanished class of entertainer: the famous American stripper. It is where Little Egypt danced the Hoochee-Coochie, at the 1893 Columbian Exposition, and where Sally Rand — who took her name from another local institution, Rand McNally — flashed her feather fans, at the 1933 Century of Progress.

They were of course only the most notorious of an army of bump-and-grinders who once entertained at venues around the city, in the days before they were swept away leaving Chicago — singularly among major American cities — a virtual desert when it comes to strip clubs.

Chicago’s lone outpost that serves up both liquor and female flesh, VIP’s on Kingsbury, last week seemed to finally survive a nearly two decade legal effort to close it, with the city deciding it would rather get the millions of dollars in tax revenue than eliminate what had been an occasional irritation.

When VIP’s was “Thee Doll House” it had its moment of front-page infamy, when an accountant embezzled $250,000 from his firm and spent it there, somehow, a reminder that such clubs are often seen — not without reason — as fronts for prostitution, as well as invitations to organized crime. Known as “clip joints,” unwary conventioneers might find themselves presented with enormous bills which, if they declined to pay, would lead to a sidewalk beating while complicit police whistled and looked the other way.

Avoiding fleeced patrons — and to protect dancers from drunken groping — was the rational for separating liquor and striptease, and explains boozeless strip emporiums such as the Admiral Theatre on Lawrence Avenue.

Once, though, Chicago had countless strip clubs. New Yorker critic A.J. Liebling devoted a surprising amount to this topic in his 1952 “Second City” report on Chicago.

“There are scores of strip-tease joints,” he wrote. “The performances … are always the same, but they are invariably unpleasant. …One of the girls, introduced as ‘Mlle. Yvonne Le Vonne, straight from Paris — and I mean Paris, Illinois, ha ha,’ then goes through the familiar business of removing most of her specially constructed clothes, which have none of the sexual quality of other clothes. She does this with an idiot gravity, and as a climax puts one foot on each side of the microphone shaft and does several kneebends. She then shakes herself as if she had just sat down on a spilled beer, and ends up posing on one foot, with the other leg bent behind her. After that, she comes down into the crowd to cadge a drink, but she will settle for a cigarette if only the regular customers are present. Why they are present, night after night, is their own pathologically mysterious business.”

Chicago’s strip club strip — along West Madison and North Clark Street — was swept away after Richard J. Daley was elected mayor in 1955. A man so devoted to order that he once had his limo stop to clean up after a man who dropped a newspaper on Michigan Avenue, Daley plastered the city with “Keep Chicago Clean” signs and purged it of what he considered moral sinkholes.

The suburbs stepped in to fill the void — of course Cicero, where strip clubs could be thinly disguised brothels, and places like Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village.

My job has brought me to many strip clubs at one point or another, and I can’t say I was terribly impressed. The Admiral was just strange — pneumatic-breasted porn stars standing on their heads. Heavenly Bodies led me to the theory — formed while chatting with a quite beautiful gal while she performed a lap dance — that men visit these places, not so much to look at the women as to have the women look at them, to gain the attention of someone who normally wouldn’t give them the time of day, even if it costs $10 to do so.

Thee Doll House was simply excruciating; I was assigned to extract information from the dancers about the guy who dropped the $250,000. This proved impossible, and by the end of the second day trying, I was on the phone with my editor, begging him to pull me out of there before the boredom killed me.

“Burlesque strippers are a great deal like elephants,” Joseph Mitchell once wrote, “when you’re seen one, you’ve seen them all.”

Speaking of “burlesque:” under that moniker an under-the-radar, steampunk-meets-stripping renaissance, of sorts, has taken place in Chicago over the past decade. Rather than relying on specific established clubs, which can attract unwanted city attention, as V.I.P.’s has learned, dancers, as they view themselves, pop up at bars, usually later at night, perform a show and then vanish.

I met one such stripper through Facebook a year ago. We had lunch — a perfectly nice young lady, bright-eyed, ambitious, filled with lofty aspirations to art that strippers invariably embrace to masquerade the essential tawdriness of what they do. Afterward, I witnessed a late night show performed by her and a few of her friends — joined by my wife, I should probably add — thinking it might be fodder for a column. It was an energetic review, well intentioned, with a certain costumed solemnity, like the R-rated grown-up version of preschoolers putting on a pageant with bumblebees and smiling suns. I thought of the Mitchell quote, as well as the dictum, “don’t take a bazooka to a flea,” and never wrote anything about it.

How To Get An Escort-A First Timers Guide

So when calling an agency the price they quote you over the phone is always the agency fee. I have yet to work for an agency that splits anything with the girl so always assume the girl sees none of the fee. If it is possible, try and get the price lowered since it will only leave you with more to tip the girl. Just know that the girls on the cards or magazines are models, so don’t get your hopes up that the same girl shows up! Of course, if you don’t like the girl who shows up either before you have given the fee then tell the agency to send you a new girl.

Agencies like are good in the sense that you can have your choice of a number of girls and only have to dial a number to get one sent to your room fairly quickly. Even though you have to pay a fee for them to show it’s sometimes better than cruising for a girl downstairs